in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
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